Cheer Up, Frankie

We're sorry you're not having fun with Mommy and Daddy...is there anything we can do to make your stay here more comfortable?

Easter Sunday

Here are some things I know to be true on this beautiful Easter Sunday in the GZ:

I miss Floyd. 

I need a manicure.

Chinese food is awesome, but the desserts are weak. (That, however, hasn't stopped me from eating them). China is in desperate need of some bumpy cake.

Poop can sometimes look like split pea soup.

Boogers are endless.

Knives are shiny and enticing, but they aren't great toys.

Hair is for pulling.

It's OK to pee on Mommy's jeans.

It's fun to pull Mommy's shirt and bra back so everyone can get a look at her boobies.

Daddy's nose is the best toy ever made next to paper place mats or disposable changing pads.

We are having the time of our lives with Frankie Jade Coden and we can't wait to get home so you all can take a bite!