Stream of Consciousness...

Don't forget to bring a spoon and a bib to dinner with Debbie tonight--you always forget one or the other...load the travel diaper holder thingie with more dipes because FJ used the last one after the appetizing dump she took during last night's dinner with The Clarks...don't forget to bring Cody his mail to camp this weekend...also the gifts for his bday and there is still one in the car under the front seat...get bananas on way home from dinner if it's not too late...don't forget the fleece bag sample that you need for your appt tomorrow...fire off a check to Randy for smashing into his car in his driveway, maybe think about going back to driving school as well...make Pediatrician appt for next round of rockin' vaccinations...go see if there is any more leftover Chinese food left in the fridge in the garage considering you already told Cody you threw it all out...don't forget IPOD/charger, phone/charger, camera/charger and laptop tomorrow before camp...put magazines and book in tote bag now so you don't get to camp all mad that you left without them...go to the bathroom...get bananas...renew InStyle magazine subscription...email Dad a list of FJ's routine for tomorrow--ask him if he has any bananas...fold clothes in dryer and wash towels next...do sheets tomorrow morning so they are clean when you get home from camp...go get 1, 2 or 3 pieces of SEE's chocolate in the box you keep walking past...pack up car after FJ goes to sleep...bath for FJ? no bath for FJ?--she took one last night...add "lip liner sharpener" to your list of things to buy, where in the world did the other one go?... clean up playroom--I don't know why I bother, oh, yes I do--I can't help it, I'm obsessive, I'm Monica from "Friends"...put FJ's shoes away, there are 5 pairs in the kitchen, shoes should NOT be in the kitchen, seriously, why are her freakin' shoes always in the kitchen?... wash bottles...make eyebrow appt, it's been so long you might need Floyd's groomer...Tivo 90210, it starts on Sept 2, and don't let anyone make fun of your for being excited about it...fill Floyd's water bowl and I think he needs more treats in his jar, where are they? In the closet...still need to go to the bathroom...